in my mind.
Reblog17 hours ago with 278,849 notesif i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
Reblog18 hours ago with 228,778 notesi’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot